God Kills. Here's proof.
After Israeli PM Ariel Sharon suffered a massive stroke, it was only a matter of time before God commented.
Pat Robertson, God's Press Relations Manager, told us all today on his news show "The 700 Club" that "God considers this land [Israel] to be his....You read the Bible and he says 'This is my land,' and for any prime minister of Israel who decides he is going to carve it up and give it away, God says, 'No, this is mine.'"
Robertson continued to outline God's committment to goodwill for all men, saying "Woe to any prime minister of Israel who takes a similar course."
Unfortunately, Mr. Sharon was unavailable for comment. Messages left today for God were unreturned at publication.
posted by Fitz's @ 10:12 PM
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